WHO: Anyone and everyone!
WHAT: Christmas Party! While originally an excuse for Secret Santas to give or drop off their gifts beneath the tree, anyone can swing by for a little holiday cheer.
WHERE: City Hall
WHEN: December 25th, starting at 10am and ending around 8pm
WARNINGS: N/A, but let me know if anything comes up!
[ He takes it eventually, with great reluctance. Once he's in the comfort of the office he's now using as random storage, he opens it.
And
What is this.
Okay, well. The dish towel and oven mitts aren't terrible, but the apron? No. Absolutely not.
The tea mug and infuser is too cutesy. Maybe he could pass it off to Altria...
But the book. The book. With that suggestive cover. Who in their right mind gifts something like this??
Someone named Fearne, apparently.
He only flips through the first few pages to confirm it's exactly what he thought it was before he decides he's not going to read through that and dumps it into a drawer to be hidden away and forgotten. Along with it goes the apron.
(He ends up reading it, if only to know what fiction from other worlds is like and so if this Fearne ever approaches him to ask how he liked his gift, he is more than capable of telling her exactly how terrible her taste in books is. But after he's done reading the book? Back into that drawer, never to be seen again.) ]
3/3
And
What is this.
Okay, well. The dish towel and oven mitts aren't terrible, but the apron? No. Absolutely not.
The tea mug and infuser is too cutesy. Maybe he could pass it off to Altria...
But the book. The book. With that suggestive cover. Who in their right mind gifts something like this??
Someone named Fearne, apparently.
He only flips through the first few pages to confirm it's exactly what he thought it was before he decides he's not going to read through that and dumps it into a drawer to be hidden away and forgotten. Along with it goes the apron.
(He ends up reading it, if only to know what fiction from other worlds is like and so if this Fearne ever approaches him to ask how he liked his gift, he is more than capable of telling her exactly how terrible her taste in books is. But after he's done reading the book? Back into that drawer, never to be seen again.) ]
wheezes. i'm so sorry