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[keepgodwaiting]

WHO: Johanna Constantine (keepgodwaiting) & a variety of appointments
WHAT: Autumnal and spooky hijinks
WHERE: Around!
WHEN: End of September, into October
WARNINGS: Probably demon shit in the Peter thread; probably social awkwardness in the Steven thread; more if they come up

I swear to God I saw her howlin' at the sky
She ain't out to get you but she's better on your side
And she don't wanna be anybody else
She's a woman in total control of herself
It's such a wonder to be under her spell
What a woman in total control of herself

Comments

[unrequite]

Unreadable... Huh. Well, I do play the guitar.

[ Followed by another laugh. It's the least of his talents, he feels. ]

I'm also a good judge of character, although that came with time. It's why I do enjoy your company. I feel as though you're always saying exactly what's on your mind. I like that.

[keepgodwaiting]

Ah, a good judge of character, but not good taste. Got it.

Of course you play the guitar, look at you. Lead or bass?

[unrequite]

[ A soft snort in response to the joke. ] Oh, come now.

[ To answer the question, though... ] Lead, though I hesitate to say that I led anything. I learned it in response to a client request for someone to fill for a missing lead guitarist for their band. I kept up with the practice after that, but I wouldn't say music is my main pursuit at all. I simply enjoy it.

[keepgodwaiting]

You're not a musician, but you had clientele that asked you to play in their band?

[ Johanna is still not entirely clear on what Midnight does, or did, given that their first in-depth conversation was mostly about vampires and Catholic history she kiiiind of remembered rather than personal details. ]

It's probably all for the best you didn't pursue it. It's a hell of a business.

[unrequite]

[ Midnight laughs, pulling at his little bat's wing again. He's getting used to the eyelessness. ]

Worse than escorting? Well... I can't say I'd be terribly surprised. Disappointed, yes, but most entertainment industries have their underbellies.

[ Surprise? Not that he's treating it like one. He's just tickled to think of music and his past as a callboy in the same terms. ]

[keepgodwaiting]

[ Oh, well. Johanna blinks at the casual reveal, and then laughs a little. You know what, that does explain the talent for unflappable flirting. ]

I wouldn't know from worse. Suppose some people would say they're both just renting yourself out for other people's pleasure, but that's having a job, isn't it.

[unrequite]

Quite apt. In that sense, what I used to do was free of pretense... Or had the potential to be, anyway.

[ He grins. ]

I like to think people left me happy. That was always the goal, you know. Still is, if I'm going to be honest.

[keepgodwaiting]

Is that what you're doing, back home? If it's all right to ask. Tell me to piss off if it's not.

[unrequite]

Manners? From Miss Johanna Constantine? Do mine ears betray me?

[keepgodwaiting]

[ Loftily: ] Excuse you, my gran raised me right. Be respectful of the oldest profession, say hello to ravens, and tell cops where they can shove it.

[unrequite]

The ravens, specifically?

[ Puzzling... But the rest is a good sentiment. Midnight laughs. ]

Your gran sounds like a marvel. I'd love to meet her someday. No, I'm no longer an escort. Ended up becoming a soldier, actually. Citizen reserve, paramilitary.

[keepgodwaiting]

Yeah, they remember people's faces. Everyone knows that.

[ She raises her eyebrows, a little incredulous. ] Go on, now. You're a soldier?

[ With that hair?? ]

[unrequite]

— Oh, they're fowlbeasts where you're from, aren't they? Right.

[ He grins. ]

Bit more likely than one would expect. Long story short, I was living in a medical facility funded by a pharmeceuticals company. Said company funds a paramilitary unit as well. I looked into it, liked the ethos, and decided to enlist. Went through basic, passed the examination battery, and, well.

[ He shrugs. The rest is history. ]

[keepgodwaiting]

--Ah.

[ "Living in a medical facility" might be just what he said. Johanna's own mind goes to "Ravenscar Secure Hospital." And, well, if someone had offered her a chance to get out of there, a year into what looked at the time like a life sentence, she might have enlisted, too.

Maybe she's got the wrong of it, if he liked the ethos of whatever this unit was. Maybe that's more than is her business, just yet. Hounding Midnight with questions about his past, no matter how casually he discusses it, seems -- well, ill-mannered. ]

Long story very short.

Now, I have to ask, what's a raven to you, and what's a "fowlbeast"?

[unrequite]

[ There's a bit of nuance to it, yes, but Midnight's not all that caught up in explaining the finer details of his life. Why would he? The night is young, and Miss Constantine is hot. ]

Well, a fowlbeast is a small creature of an avian nature that flies, usually. A raven is a subspecies of Liberi, and a Liberi is a species of human with avian ancestry.

[ Midnight hums. ]

How's that? Been working on the explanation for a while now.

[keepgodwaiting]

Christ, you can't just say "bird"?

[ Amused, she steps closer to loop her arm through his and tug him towards the more food-centric area of the fair. ]

Let's go see if they've got fried fowlbeast at any of these stalls, then.

All right, you've got angels that aren't angels, vampires that are vampires, sort of, birds that are fowlbeasts, and people that are ravens. Have you got-- [ She tries to think of more human-animal hybrids. ] Centaurs?

[unrequite]

[ He opens his mouth for a playful retort — he can say birds, but birds are humans, which runs into the same problem — but then that phrase drops so smoothly out of her mouth that he's taken aback for a second. He's been so used to adjusting to what the people here consider normal vernacular. This is the first time, out of occasional conversations with Broca, that someone's spoken in his own.

So he stays like that, mouth open in both the arrested reply and no little surprise, before he laughs softly and shakes his head. ]

Er — well, I wouldn't know much about that. I believe centaurs share ancestry with the Pegasi of Kazimierz, but out of the Pegasi I know... Well, Miss Whislash and I have conversations of another kind, you understand.

[ ... Listen, she's very pretty. ]

[keepgodwaiting]

[ Well, hey, score one for her! She didn't even know she was winning. ]

Are you serious? I was trying to think of something out there. So they're horse people? Wait, have the Pegasi got proper wings?

[ are you not gonna ask if the bird people have wings johanna no okay whatever you weirdo ]

[unrequite]

Ah, no, they haven't, although I'm fairly certain that the line used to... These days, it's just the ears and the tails, like most humans of animal descent. Lovely people, very ancient bloodline. A family of knights. A bit uptight, except Miss Whislash... and I suppose Miss Blemishine too, but she's the upbeat sort.

[ Well, it's a very fair question, seeing as how Terran angels have wings, yet demons, apparently, do not! ]

[keepgodwaiting]

Oh, just tails, of course.

[ The writer is briefly forced to consider how familiar Johanna Constantine is with the concept of furries, and concludes the answer is probably "yes" given that the writer has also established she's encountered a tulpa version of Ogtha before. ]

Are they like royalty, or what? With all these different types of humans running around, people must have developed some bloody complicated class politics.

[unrequite]

Royalty? I suppose, although I'm not terribly acquainted with the history of Kazimierz. Now, if you asked me about the shukun shogunates of the Warring States era or the Bloodpeak Campaign of 1072, I'd know a bit more about that, class politics and all. Learned it in school. When it comes to the rest of the world... Higashi's historically been a bit of a hermit nation. What I've learned about other nations came from books or speaking to people on the landship.

[ Midnight shrugs. He does like history and social politics, but when it comes to anywhere but Higashi, he's had to do some catching up. ]

[keepgodwaiting]

I don't think I'm qualified to ask you about any of those, frankly. Barely qualified to ask people where I'm from about all our wars and kings. I learned about them in school but I didn't enjoy most of it.

[unrequite]

It was best when I thought about it all as a nice story, but...

[ Midnight shakes his head. He wasn't the best at school, honestly. ]

What did you like at school? Were you a troublemaker?

[keepgodwaiting]

[ Johanna snorts, grinning up at him. ]

What do you think?

It was all "doesn't apply herself" until I was old enough to get into real trouble, and then it was demerits for wearing my skirt too short and smoking behind the school and "practicing kissing" with girls.

[unrequite]

[ Midnight laughs. ]

Lovely. I wouldn't imagine any less out of you. I do wish I had your nerve, back at that age... I was quite shy, you know.