Johanna Constantine (
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WHO: Johanna Constantine (
keepgodwaiting) & a variety of appointments
WHAT: Autumnal and spooky hijinks
WHERE: Around!
WHEN: End of September, into October
WARNINGS: Probably demon shit in the Peter thread; probably social awkwardness in the Steven thread; more if they come up
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WHAT: Autumnal and spooky hijinks
WHERE: Around!
WHEN: End of September, into October
WARNINGS: Probably demon shit in the Peter thread; probably social awkwardness in the Steven thread; more if they come up
I swear to God I saw her howlin' at the sky
She ain't out to get you but she's better on your side
And she don't wanna be anybody else
She's a woman in total control of herself
It's such a wonder to be under her spell
What a woman in total control of herself
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"We can be twins and still be our own men. Or-- live life in our own way."
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She pushes her plate to the side and leans forward, elbows on the table.
"But you're afraid it's going to be, so you say it like you need me to believe it's true, instead of expecting me to believe it's true. You ever played two truths and a lie?"
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"Am I supposed to tell you two truths and one lie?" The name of the game seems fairly obvious at least...
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She counts off on her fingers: "I was born in Birmingham. I've got an older brother. And I've always wanted to have a white wedding."
All of these are delivered with complete sincerity, staring straight into his eyes.
"Now, which of those do you think is the lie, and why?"
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"There's nothing wrong with them! Or you!" Ugh, oh dear, how is he going to dig himself out of this hole?
"You just. Didn't strike me as a conventional sort of gal... And you seem to have a-- oh I hope you don't mind me saying this, but. You seem to have a complicated relationship with capital-H-Him."
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"All right, fair cop, that was kind of an obvious one. D'you mean I have a complicated relationship with God?"
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"Are you a woman of faith?" It's a loaded question, he knows, and it means something different to different people. But even then, people are inclined to say 'yes' or 'no' even if they might not think to seek common understanding first.
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"But, yeah, probably not the way most people mean. I do exorcisms, and the rite calls on, you know." She sketches a sign of the cross. "Father, Son, and Holy Ghost. But those are just words. I'm not Catholic."
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"Is there um... a lot of demand in the. Exorcisms industry?" Steven asks, voice crawling up higher and higher in pitch. He doesn't know how to have a normal conversation, let alone about exorcisms.
"Do they um... strengthen your faith, perhaps?"
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Then she shrugs. "Enough demand to pay my rent. Anyway, I'm going to need you to define 'faith.'"
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"I d'know. I've always gone to temple and observed all the holidays and. Well maybe I haven't. I d'know. Anyway--" Maybe Marc just made him believe that mum raised a good Jewish boy, but since mum is mostly imaginary mum and Steven doesn't know what really did or didn't happen, he's kind of confused about it all.
"Anyway a lot of things have happened fairly recently and I've had a lot of questions. But I still pray and complain a lot. I guess-- faith is something in between doing all the traditional things and feeling like praying and complaining are the same." Steven breathes out a long sigh. Did that ramble answer her question or make her more confused?
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"Does complaining to God feel like it helps? 'Cause it doesn't for me. Always got the sense He or She or They're busy elsewhere, if They care much about me at all."
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"Why wouldn't They care about you?" Steven hasn't met Johanna's God. He doesn't think of God as someone who doesn't care. It's a horrible thought actually, even if-- it might make a little bit of sense.
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She shrugs. "Why would They?"
She doesn't say it like she's particularly bothered by it, nor like she's trying to get a rise out of him.
"I know His eye is on the sparrow and all that. But that hasn't ever helped me solve the problem of evil, you know? Listen, it's not that I don't believe in any god, it's just that my relationships with all of 'em are strictly professional."
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"Some of them are nasty buggers. And keeping things professional is right." She would have had a much better relationship with Khonshu. More equal footing and all.
"But some of them are genuinely-- alright. I think." Not as many as Steven would like, but nobody gets to pick and choose who decides to drop in and out of their lives.
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"I guess you have some hands-on experience, haven't you. Osiris and all?"
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"How's it working out then? You taking things into your own hands." They say if you want something done properly you should do it yourself and all. Steven-- trusts other people more than he trusts himself sometimes, and he knows full well what he's good at and what he should leave to the experts, so he doesn't necessarily subscribe to that belief.
"I know meself, I'd only make things worse. You look more than capable though, of handling evil and. Whatever else."
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It's a question that under a lot of circumstances, she'd answer with a smirk and a breezy one-liner, maybe some innuendo about taking things into her hands. But it gives her a moment's pause, this time. Is being depressed and lonely and guilty enough to ask strangers to fuck you so you forget about what a failure you feel the stance of someone who is "capable" or "working out"?
"Reckon I do okay, sometimes," she says, rather quiet. "And when it does go tits up, at least I know who to blame."
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"You're not responsible for all the bad things in the world. Nor all the good things either. We're all just out here doing our best, hey?" And maybe there are people in the world, in the proverbial out there somewhere who make it their prerogative to do nasty things to other people, purposefully or out of ignorance. Or maybe they're just downright completely mental. This world is not full of saints. But Steven chooses to believe that most people aren't like that.
He chooses not to see her in that light, unless she can somehow convince him otherwise.
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"You can't know what is and isn't my fault."
A beat.
"Apart from 'all the bad things,' yeah, I may think pretty highly of myself but I'm not going to take credit for the Tories."
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"I just think-- I mean, I don't want you to be too hard on yourself, is all." Not that he'd compare her to Marc but she does have that eau de self-loathing about her.
Or maybe that's just the smell of the sticky floor of the local pub...
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After a beat, she smiles and shakes her head.
"Don't worry about me, squire. I won't be."
She will be exactly as hard on herself as she thinks she deserves, and that's a promise.
"None of this was the point. Which one did you think was the lie, again?"
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"Do you-- even want a wedding? Or something... romantic and sweet at least. Someone you can spend your life with, that you only argue with sometimes. Remembers your birthdays and buys you nice things and travels with you. That's nice innit?"
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"Someone that expects you to tell them where you are all the time? Someone that gets shirty when you forget their birthday? Someone that'll make it your fault if they're not happy?"
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"It's a. Compromise. But it doesn't have to be combative most of the time!" Because, you know, he's such a lady killer with his vast experience with women and he knows exactly what he's talking about.
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