I dunno, something about it just doesn't sound right.

[ imagine a beverage called smallpox! rabies! it just doesn't sound like something people would get excited to drink. amoxycillin, though... or oxycodone? now that's better.

...or something. ]

A decent stock of medical tools or of liquor? [ it could be either, all things considered...

and the more important question: ] And where's your office?