And I think you've been away from Faerghus too long if you don't think that the spring freezing cold mud-slush mix that happens after our snow isn't naturally beautiful.

[...it isn't, but still.]

This is why you need to spend a season in Gautier, with me. I'll show you how to have fun, you can...uh. Inspire and motivate my father's men. And lecture. A lot. Endless lectures. Probably.

[tmw you realize you're going to deal with a lot of lectures in this mysterious liminal city.]