“There are a few theories being floated.” Aliens isn’t actually something Will has written off because if interdimensional monsters can exist who says aliens can’t? Not him that’s for sure.

“If it is Cow Overlords I think eating all the snacks is the way to go, make sure you’re fattened up first.” A new and interesting excuse for just how much sugar he’s managed to consume after moving here. “Especially since everyone else is training or starting fights or whatever, being the most edible means I get out faster.”

It’s almost reminiscent of the stupid conversations he used to have with his friends though who would have thought six months of giving up bike riding and a smack with the puberty stick would have ever made him someone who could hope to be titled ‘most edible’ considering he spent the first fourteen years alive being the smallest and twiggiest of all his friends.