“Yeah totally, it’s how I pay the rent,” Will shoots back sounding amused. He doesn’t pay rent. He doesn’t think there’s even money around since there’s nobody here to take it. He’s just laid claim to an apartment in the location Steve wanted to be in anyway.

“Milks in the fridge.” Congrats captain obvious. “Unless it’s been taken as a sacrifice to the cow overloads.” Either he’s going to end up making it so nobody ever comes in ever again just in case they meet the resident nuisance or the other boy will share his sense of humour and maybe he’ll end up friends with someone and go a little less out of his mind.