Every beer? It's barely been a day. [Alhaitham raises a brow.] You wouldn't even be able to tell what you were tasting after a point, and what good is the data if it's sloppy?

[Of course he feels the need to critique the methodology here. You'd think some of these people have never had to write a thesis.

Anyway. He slides into the chair.] But fine, I agree that life without alcohol is still worth living. So we can count that variable out.