[ ... There is something to be said about wanting to end up in cuffs, and willing parties, and — oh, Midnight's going to have to figure out this kind old (?) man's threshold for this sort of thing quickly, he can only pretend to be a completely normal human being for so long. ]

Well, as a seasoned criminal yourself, what's stopping you from inciting a bit of anarchy? Or were the crimes you've committed the sort that don't invite a second round.