Mmm... Well, you know, I've been thinking about those handcuffs recently.

[ what ]

With regards to people and crime, and whatnot. I wanted to see what constitutes a crime in the eyes of our good hosts.

[ oh.

He looks down and grins. ]

You should get me some tools if you'd like to experiment with me. [ ... phrasing? ] I've already ruled out public intoxication, unfortunately, so vandalism and theft is next on the list. If you don't want to be an accessory to my crimes, I'd suggest you close your eyes and think pleasant thoughts while I woo this lady down.