Too late, I've already started crafting theories.

[He says this with a, frankly cringe, gesture at either side of his head that involves a lot of finger-wiggling. He's theorycrafting, sorry... this is the skill he brings to the table, besides opening doors and knowing how to play sudoku...

And making jokes out of another piece for his paranoia wall, as it happens.]

Maybe I'll go steal a calendar and bunch of markers. Just to keep track of everything big that happens.