[ Kaveh, Midnight is madly in love with you, and that is the only reason why he isn't looking at you like you're telling him about the joys of following the one true God and Savior. There is simply no context.

Midnight applies some thought instead. Thinking through the inebriation. This truly is love... ]

Well, that certainly is quite the title... Grand titles for grand individuals. Would you call him that? Straightfaced, without hesitation.