Good! Very well. Now then, you see, here I am, the la— er, your intended, minding my own business at the edge of the dance floor, and the first strains of music begin to play...

[She shifts her weight from side to side, making her skirt swish in a classic imitation of "idling around minding her own business", even as she continues to narrate.]

And there you are, where Alucard is, and you see me and think well! I should like to go have a dance with that...person...and now, watch, he'll come over, and get my attention like so, and then after you've done your courtesies you'll guide your intended to a place on the floor and take up your positions...

[She pauses, then looks a little flustered.]

Well — I oughn't get too far ahead of myself! Er, whenever you're ready, Alucard.