[ Man, imagine if he had that doofy sheet all the way on during this whole conversation...

Midnight listens attentively though, as he's wont to do. ]

Well, I got one part right. If I'd gotten around to befriending you properly, there would be no talk of avoiding regret. My version of friendship leaves much to be desired.

[ A light laugh. ]

I told you that I am a difficult man to befriend. I fully intend to be much more of a pain than you ever could be... So please feel free to burden me in kind. I don't mind a bit of clumsiness, love.