[Well, that's certainly a costume. It gets a squint out of her, at least — likewise fighting to try to make him out in the low light.]

Are you supposed to be a satyr?

[Like she's one to talk, in her red hood and fluffy skirt and hilariously inappropriate boots.]

You're joking, right? A weapon? Don't get me wrong, spooky horror stuff isn't really my thing, but that doesn't mean it's right to attack somebody just for jumping out and yelling "boo".