[ ... Well, what a way to phrase that. Midnight raises an eyebrow from under his sheet, then laughs. ]

My guests get my best, regardless of where I am or how I'm clad. Now, entertaining under sheets, specifically, is an entirely different sort of invitation.

Anyway... I don't mind having lower standards. You're right, I like meeting new people. It's always exciting, you know, to understand that everyone around me is living a very unique and individual life, complete with its own rules and idiosyncrasies. I love variety.