( Well, this isn't how Eddie imagined having Steve on top of him to be like, at all. Not that there had been a chance in hell this would have turned out how he wanted it to. His brain has got its wires crossed, clearly, but he doesn't have time to worry about that when he has to think fast and wriggle out of Steve's grip.
Somehow, he doubts that doing something dumb, like bucking his hips up, will help his case, so he goes for shock value. He'll apologize to Steve later, but if this keeps him from brutally maiming Eddie, he feels Steve will be grateful in the end. He sinks his teeth into whatever skin he can get a grip on and bites down. Hard.
If he's lucky, that'll distract Steve long enough for him to shove him away, to get free and find something, anything to knock him out. )
Sorry, buddy. You'd do the same if it were me, I just know it.
( Once he wriggles free, he starts crawling for the first heavy thing he can get his hands on - an unopened paint can. ) This is gonna hurt me more than it's gonna hurt you. Okay, maybe not physically, but still.
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Somehow, he doubts that doing something dumb, like bucking his hips up, will help his case, so he goes for shock value. He'll apologize to Steve later, but if this keeps him from brutally maiming Eddie, he feels Steve will be grateful in the end. He sinks his teeth into whatever skin he can get a grip on and bites down. Hard.
If he's lucky, that'll distract Steve long enough for him to shove him away, to get free and find something, anything to knock him out. )
Sorry, buddy. You'd do the same if it were me, I just know it.
( Once he wriggles free, he starts crawling for the first heavy thing he can get his hands on - an unopened paint can. ) This is gonna hurt me more than it's gonna hurt you. Okay, maybe not physically, but still.