They were only trying to stop evil magician and his sexy crocodile goddess from prematurely killing everyone. On a scale between that and whimsically, egotistically destroying multiple universes, Steven would say that they're not doing too badly!

"Grey? In my hair you mean? Yeah well I'm not that-- wise." Which is about as nicely as Steven can put it. "I suppose if I turned all my hair grey I think people would be able to tell us apart better." As if the curls and the layers aren't enough to distinguish him from all that pomade and. Nipples.

"Doesn't Dracula have grey hair too? I mean you'd just make the same mistake even if I made a mess of my hair..."