Ah, what a scream! He'll remember this, echoing in the brainpan! How thrilling! Though it seems you're out of words now, aren't you, darling? What a shame!

[The meaty club swings toward his head, but the cat does brace up an arm. Naturally, there's a loud CRUNCH in the air as the club shatters bone, squelching as it rips into flesh.]

Tsk tsk.

[The cat kicks out, aiming to slam it against Roland's chest to knock him over.]

Now, be a good patient and stay down. I plan to fulfill my side of this little exchange!