[ The absolutely tragic part about this is that Midnight's pretty much this whipped for everyone. It's hard to take him seriously, honestly. ]

Well, we can fix that, can't we? It can't just be a bunch of sour adults despairing at our circumstances all the time. Oh, I do have my work here cut out for me...

[ God's gift to women? Yes. But he doesn't mind extending those gifts to everyone. Watch out. Take cover. Like, you'll need a bomb shelter. ]