[ kaveh peers over the counter, all scintillating amusement. ]

And I love you too, Tsuruno. [ he says, with the kind of bemused warmth of a man just a little too old to be hip about this sort of thing, but is Trying. he rummages through the fridge, re-emerging from that cold recess with two tupperware containers. kaveh nudges the door shut with a hip, then sweeps across the kitchen for where stacks of freshly-made pita sit in their breadbox. ] Well, given that we're all in agreement on that matter, I've preserved Alhaitham's method of making hummus in a container, and I've a container of mine. I also have fresh pita for the judgment, given that you can't possibly judge hummus all by itself. It's just unconscionable. You might as well try to eat two scoops of different types of mayonnaise and then attempt to tell me what the fat content is.