Ah, so that's why he's at your apartment today. Could you blame the man? He had to see your arm the way it was. If I were him, I'd contrive all kinds of ways to sit on you until I was sure this wasn't going to happen again.

[ kaveh considers this, ] About that - do you want me to knock down a wall in your apartment and expand the size of your room? It seems as if it's a bit cramped for two men to share.