( someone has clearly been waiting for this, judging by how she can't seem to decide just where it is she wishes to settle.
in case anyone was wondering why some of the rides keep starting and stopping or perhaps going more haphazardly than it should - there might be a green-haired busybody pressing every button she could find within her reach. she's not taking anything, but by god are the people on those rides sure not going to like her after if they see who's responsible for their wild ride! she will do this to absolutely every single ride she sees. it's like a video game! with people involved! not that she knows what video games are!
or perhaps you spot her conjuring a thorny vine in her hand, using it as a whip to coil around one of the prizes dangling from up above and yanking it towards her to join the two others she has sitting by her hooves. she keeps losing them. how weird!
at some point she'll also be going through the snacks. there's probably a smear of chocolate on the corner of her lip and a pink cowboy hat sitting precariously on her head because of her horns. it's silly. this whole thing is silly but by god is she having a great time. she might even ask to try yours if it looks particularly yummy?? she's definitely eyeballing it like she might take a bite anyway regardless of what you say.
... and unfortunately for everyone involved, she's not particularly shy. if she sees there's room to join someone on a ride, she will squeeze herself in there with you whether you wanted company or not. say hi to your new seat buddy! )
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( after a day or so, she's taken a booth for herself and it's absolutely DECKED out with flowers and ferns and the miscellaneous branch and moss and toadstools. its as nonsensical as the woman who's currently making a flower crown behind the whole arrangement. and before her are two signs, side by side, like she couldn't decide what'd be more fun. it's a very 'por que no los dos' situation, as is everything with her. )
( enough said, but maybe not. beneath both, there's a brief explanation that says she takes trinkets as payment for a lil kissy kiss, or as the ante for the bet for the second sign. what's a game* without a little gambling, right? )
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welcome to the dumbest thing ive ever created.
* the optional rule for the catching game is as follows if you want to opt for it:
use a standard d20 and roll against me! i'll use a cat's dexterity modifier of +2, and you can add whatever you think is applicable for your character from the range of -2 to 5 (with 0 being perfectly average and 5 being outstanding). we'll just do the one roll against each other at the start after she becomes a cat to keep things simple, and we can thread out the results! don't overthink it. it's a silly thing.
and as always, feel free to throw me a wildcard! my plotting post is over here, which has my contact if you want to get into some weird shit with me! i'll probably do the park exploration and her plans to build a little treehouse on a log later since the fair is a limited time event.
annnnd now with a google sheet that i'll use to keep track of all the items she nicks off of people, or won off of them.
fearne calloway ♡ critical role
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