Oh, you don't want that. I know of a girl — volcanologist, Eyjafjalla's her name — just the most charming thing. Earnest, hardworking, confident. Tilts her head just like this—

[ He tilts his in example. ]

— whenever she wants to make sure she's listening to you closely. It's heartbreakingly endearing. But if we're talking volcanos, she's the closest thing to one I know. No, I can't treat you like a volcano.