Los Tres Mosqueteros? Have thee never heard of them? They are a [ fictional? ] band of Fixers who ride across the City from which I hail. Ah, Fixers are gallant heroes of the place of which I speak. Anyway, they are noble figures whom protect the weak at no cost, simply because they wish to!

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there are other parts to that story, but she would hate to spoil!!!!! ]