[He can't get his slut on for safety reasons/the fact all of the women are kind of intimidating and he feels like he's in danger and not in a good and sexy way, he can't really drink unless he wants to be sad and alone or knock back some vinegar, probably, the one adult he was starting to confide in vanished mysteriously never to return, his issues don't matter here so it's starting to become hard to not gain some perspective on them and he hates it...
But ice cream. Ice cream won't betray him.]
Well...it is free, and you do have a goof like me testing it out for you, just saying.
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But ice cream. Ice cream won't betray him.]
Well...it is free, and you do have a goof like me testing it out for you, just saying.