[OPEN] he just couldn't stay away
WHO: Kaijin (
catmemes) & OPEN
WHAT: Catch-all for general catventures and TDM prompts
WHERE: All over
WHEN: August-ish
WARNINGS: will add as needed

[ Prompts below, feel free to throw me a random start or poke me through PM or
talkincodes for something specific. ]
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WHAT: Catch-all for general catventures and TDM prompts
WHERE: All over
WHEN: August-ish
WARNINGS: will add as needed

[ Prompts below, feel free to throw me a random start or poke me through PM or
[open] crossing your path
The only place he absolutely will not go near is the laundromat, and even finding himself in the area will earn some narrowed eyes. If you happen to come across him glaring down his building nemesis, be prepared for the glare to be turned on you instead, as Kai does his best impression of having his hackles raised despite the fact that human shoulders don't really work that way. ]
I am not getting in one of those things.
[ No one suggested it....
...did they? ]
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The idea of disliking this particular laundromat, however? That makes a lot of sense to him, and when Kai makes that comment as he's passing by, Broca turns to look at the building, his own ears flattening back as his eyes narrow. ]
It's not worth the risk.
[ His shirt and pants were almost devoured forever by a wayward dryer, and someone he knew suffered more permanent clothing based casualties.
That might not be what the catman here is talking about, but that's what Broca's immediately assuming he means. ]
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Did someone try to put you in a dryer too?
[ He wouldn't put it past them, frankly. Sure everyone's trying to find answers, but. It's a cruel thing to do to anyone, and Kai can't help feeling a degree of camaraderie with a fellow cat that makes him angrier on Broca's behalf. ]
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But his nose wrinkles in disgust as he realizes that someone tried to do that to Kai. ]
Someone did what?
[ So the short answer is no, no one tried to put him in one, but he does appreciate the aversion to laundromats on a new, previously unconsidered level. ]
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So he just blinks once and then cocks his head. ]
So we could figure out how the warping works.
[ Clearly it didn't actually happen, so there's that at least. Honestly part of Kai still isn't sure if Seimei actually meant it or just thought it was a funny threat. Really it can go either way, with him. ]
Why don't you like it, then?
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There's an agitated, rumbling sound from Broca as he looks at the laundromat with new disdain, though it's less about the place itself, and more about the kind of thoughtless idiots that apparently want to use it. ]
It stole a shirt.
[ That's it. That's the reason. Nothing potentially near death about it, and here Broca was thinking his petty reason was more than enough. ]
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Did you get it back?
[ Probably not or he wouldn't still be to angry, right? Or is it the principle of the thing?
Maybe he should be a little more open to testing how all this works. But he still doesn't want to go in a dryer. Getting stuck in the vault had been bad enough, and that was a lot larger. ]
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No.
[ He's wearing a shirt right now though, so that's a good sign, isn't it? Of course he had to go just take that from a store. Good thing money seems to be meaningless here, and no one is around to stop shop lifting. ]
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But he gives Broca a commiserating look which has the added benefit of making sure he's not looking at the stupid laundry machines anymore. ]
I still don't want to find out how it works. Sorry.
[ Because it would definitely be helpful and Kai knows it, but no. ]
Just another weird thing here.
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He at least lets his ears relax back up into their normal position at Kai's comments. ]
No one should go inside those things, or try to put anyone in them.
[ Which is a roundabout way of saying he's fine with not learning how they work either if they're taking stupid risks to try and figure it out. ]
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Did you need something?
[ Broca has at least seemed extremely focused, from Kai's handful of other experiences with him. Maybe he's found himself something to focus on.
Is Kai himself looking for something to do? Possibly. Even cats can only nap so often during the day. Something that will take them somewhere not here, preferably. ]
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It's probably why he looks so put off as he gives a single shake of his head. ]
No. I was just curious.
[ Since Kai seemed to have his own big feelings about the laundromat there. ]
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He sighs a little, shoulders drooping. At least he's made his stance clear to someone, and that feels a little better. ]
Okay. I'm going to go somewhere not here. You want to come?
[ He has no real plan aside from putting some distance between himself and the terrible machines, but it's something? ]
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So, it's time to socialize. He sort of meanders in Kai's direction just to say hey, only to come up short when he gets glared at and, what? Accused of dryer crimes? Or something??]
Uh, what the hell? [that's? kind of funny? sorry, he isn't laughing, he's not-] You mean the dryers? Are you okay?
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His shoulders slump into something more relaxed, if not slightly chastened. Probably not fair to be taking out his current irritation on anyone, let alone someone who's been pretty nice to him. ]
Oh. I'm okay.
[ He still flicks a narrow-eyed look in the laundromat's direction, but that's not Junpei's fault. ]
Did you need to go in?
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To the laundromat? No, not really. I kind of want to keep my shirts this week.
[It's always a toss-up with these machines, and yet he does keep trying. One day they'll give up or he'll learn, whichever's first.]
Were you... Look, this feels like a weird question, but are you afraid of laundromats or something? Totally non-judgmentally.
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So it's with thorough deliberation that he finally makes his decision: ] No.
[ But he does have some understanding of Junpei by this point, as much as he understands anyone, so he offers a small shrug to go with it. ]
I'm probably the only one who can fit in the machines. But I don't want to.
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[Well, not as a grown-ass adult. Maybe as a kid it seemed like a fun and cool astronaut adventure, without any understanding of how dryers or motion sickness work.
But definitely not right here and now, so!!]
Why would anyone need to go in a dryer, though...? It's a dryer. Is someone trying to find the place all the lost socks go? It's gotta be a tube somewhere... not that interesting.
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[ Does Junpei not know about the warping? He's seemed like the kind of person who knows everything to Kai, but maybe he's not exactly the best judge. But he can't help but brighten just a little at the idea that he might be able to explain something for once. ]
Because people keep losing their clothes. [ And it's just another mystery to the city, and some people are a little too involved with wanting to investigate things. Kai is not one of them, but somehow he keeps finding himself roped into these things anyway. ]
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But why not just throw in a camera or something? They make waterproof cameras these days, you know. I've used 'em for work.
[Why climb in there actively!]
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We could try that.
[ Honestly Kai himself isn't really bothered by most of the mysteries of the city, but it seems like a lot of other people are, so. Probably he should help? Maybe? ]
Do you want to?
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[He thinks about it now, though, while they're standing here? Where does the mysterious W/D Wormhole go, actually? Who can say. A whole grown adult couldn't fit in there, though, so it's probably not the answer to where his missing friends are being taken.
So.]
I'll pass. Just pull it away from the wall, anyway... You know dryers have those tubes in the back?
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[ Kai's knowledge of dryer past the fact that they exist is pretty thin on the ground, but that can be said for a lot of things. Junpei's walked him through basic human things before, though, so Kai just looks at him expectantly. ]
Are there portals in the tubes?
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[He's not entirely sure about this, actually!! But there are indeed Tubes.]
Do you... want to see?
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Probably. To someone else, maybe. ]
...okay.
[ He still looks a little twitchy about it, but he sets his shoulders. He will not be defeated by a loud machine! ]
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