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Mollymauk Tealeaf ([personal profile] mollymocks) wrote in [community profile] citylogs 2023-09-23 02:52 am (UTC)

My favorite, hm.

[ He thinks for a good drunken moment or two, fingers tapping restlessly against the can in his hand, before a smile suddenly stretches across his face. Something oddly fond, for how much alcohol his currently in his system. ]

So there I was, minding my own business and getting a drink in some tiny little town barely deserving a name, when I hear a commotion outside. Some such yelling about demons and abominations, so of course that requires a look. What I find instead is a ring of villagers surrounding a lovely young lady with some impressive wings and a sword taller than I am.

[ He pauses here to take a drink, almost reflexive. ]

So of course what can I do but drive off the ravening crowd with my wit and intellect and sheer force of presence and rescue the fair maiden.

[ He'd thrown bullshit until they'd finally wandered away, but the general effect is the same. The rest of it is largely true, unusual for Molly's stories. He might be a bit too drunk to convincingly come up with good lies at the moment. ]

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