[ Luckily most of those words mean absolutely nothing to him, not that it would matter much if it did. Is Molly going to turn down a direct dare? Never. The giggling is admittedly a bit worrisome, but they're both well past the point of clear thought now.
Without breaking eye contact, Molly cracks open the can with a now-practiced movement and takes a good long drink. The resulting grimace doesn't have to be faked, even with as tipsy as he is, but it might still be a little overdone anyway. ]
Good lord who makes these things? And why?
[ What did good alcohol ever do to you, mystery person?
It doesn't stop him from continuing to drink it, but opinions need to be stated. ]
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Without breaking eye contact, Molly cracks open the can with a now-practiced movement and takes a good long drink. The resulting grimace doesn't have to be faked, even with as tipsy as he is, but it might still be a little overdone anyway. ]
Good lord who makes these things? And why?
[ What did good alcohol ever do to you, mystery person?
It doesn't stop him from continuing to drink it, but opinions need to be stated. ]