If he can't even remember what humans do, can you really expect him to accurately remember every detail of his life story? Whether or not he's spinning tall tales barely matters, if he's borderline senile anyway.

[Sorry, he's dragging Armand for the fun of entertaining Daniel just not impressed by everything he's heard about this great and terrible ancient vampire so far. As someone occupying a grey area on the fringe of humanity himself..... well, all these details that are probably meant to be terrifying, unnerving, and inhuman just make him increasingly skeptical about the whole setup. Having his own pet life coach and memoir writer is kind of a weird power move to play, but sure, why not?

When it comes to masters, he's pretty sure he got the far better deal, on both counts. But Daniel isn't asking about his boss, is he? He's asking who he actually spends time with. For a moment, the look in Kisame's eyes is almost wistful, though his easy smile and conversational tone never falter. After all, a shinobi is a tool first and foremost; emotions are unnecessary at best, and deadly at worst. Even if he's already dead, already a broken tool..... Old habits die hard, eh?]

I had a partner for a long time, but he died months ago. We didn't have nearly enough manpower left to reassign me, so I just worked solo missions until the end.