[ He is fully in fixation mode, it seems, as when Kisame sits down and jostles the couch he barely seems to notice. He's clearly done this last minute interview/notetaking thing before. Probably in a similar situation to this, using his knee for a desk and all. ]

The US is just a place, a country. It's a big mass of land with loads of sectioned off places, and each one does things a little differently.

[ He's trying to just answer the questions instead of thinking too hard about it. Does it feel weird to refer to it that way? Yes. But the weird is starting to feel typical, at this point. He looks down, scribbles his explanation of America. Daniel also adds "mercenary?" to Kisame's list. ]

Vampires are myths where I'm from too. Or I thought they were. Most people still think they are, but I've seen them up close. I pissed one off by going in his territory, and now I'm basically his Renfield.

[ Come on now, Daniel, you know damn well Kisame has probably never seen or read Dracula. Bram Stoker is not a universal constant. ]

I mean, I help him adapt and stuff. Show him how humans live.