[ hahahaha. ha. anyway, past should remain in the past, so on and so forth-- ]

Thou must! We are here to expand thy horizons, and I shall join thee. I will take...

[ ...

the second. this is going to be so eyebleeding, and also ill-fitting on her. but that's fine, because they're having fun. ]

This one! Consider that I have chosen for thee, Sir Roland, a style that is closer to thy own than the others -- it is dark, only patterned. I could have started thee with something much farther off.

[ like with the last shirt, or the outfit she's choosing now. now come on she's pushing him to the fitting rooms. ]