It had this... old-timey pattern that you'd usually see on aging businessmen. Y'know what I mean? And I'm not that old, come on.

[ says the 33-year-old salaryman-lookin' ass. ]

Gray? Could be a good compromise, actually. But maybe it'd stick out too much if I pair with my usual suit, so maybe I should switch it around and get a gray suit instead and maybe a black tie...

[ he's hopeless, and he's unaware of it. poor guy. ]

You wore suits before, kid?